Jottings by Jerry – October 12

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Ole and Lena went to a lawyer to see about getting a divorce. “How old are you folks?” asked the lawyer.

“Vell, I’m 90 and Lena is 89,” said Ole..

“How come you are getting a divorce NOW?’ asked the lawyer.

Said Ole: “Ve vanted to vait ‘til all da kids were dead.”

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Ole says he wears dark glasses around the house because it bothers him to see his wife work so hard.

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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.

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   Harvest is well underway. Please watch for slow moving equipment and drive safely!

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Have a good week.

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