Jottings by Jerry – July 20

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   A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely.   When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints.  Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow’s 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads:

   Dear love,

Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you.

Love,

Your Husband

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Father: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?

Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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Your focus determines your reality.

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Have a good week.

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