Jottings by Jerry – February 12

Everyone has a birthday, right? Well, it appears that more people have a birthday on September 9. That is the most common birthday in the United States. Birth data also shows that September is the busiest month for babies being born.

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The Iron Horse Motorcycle Club will hold their Chili Feed Cookoff on Saturday, February 15th from 4:30-7:00 p.m.  All Chilis welcome! All proceeds collected will be awarded as scholarships to area students.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you’re eating dinner.

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A couple moved to the country after retirement. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought a sub-sonic mouse repellent, a plug-in type that emits some kind of sound that drives off mice. The husband was showing it to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal repellent. He told her that it worked on everything from mice to elephants.

“Really!?” she said. “Mice to elephants, eh?” sounding a bit skeptical.

“Yes,” he replied, seriously. “We’ve had it here for a couple of weeks now, and we haven’t had a single elephant in the garage the whole time!”

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Have a good week!!

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