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jottings by jerry

By: Jerry Johnson, Editor/Publisher

March 5, 2014

Daylight savings time begins this weekend
Daylight Savings Time begins this weekend. Don’t forget to turn your clocks ahead Saturday night.

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A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” says the desk sergeant.

“No, no, no!” says the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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A Norwegian made a boo boo in traffic and dented the fender on another car. The driver of that car pulled the Norwegian out of his car and after chalking a circle on the pavement, instructed the Norwegian to stand in that circle and not move. Then the angered motorist proceeded to bash in the Norwegian’s car...smashing the headlights, ramming in the fender, etc. As he glanced around, he noticed the Norwegian gleefully laughing as he watched the screen. This angered the motorist even more, so he demanded to know why the Norwegian was laughing and smiling as he watched his car being demolished. the Norwegian explained, “Vell, vehen you vasn’t vatching...I stepped out of dat circle six times.”

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Have a good week.


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